I was chatting on the phone with one of my friends today when she noticed that one of her chickens had gone rouge and escaped its pen. Now, I’m not one to pigeonhole other species, but it you’ve ever been by chickens then you know that they are the Jason Bournes of the bird world. Well… maybe not in intelligence but certainly in stealthiness. Think … Continue reading Wayward Chickens Chasing Dreams
A few years ago, when I was extremely broke and living with a roommate who was equally unfortunate monetarily, we had our lights shut off. It was mid-afternoon and the energy company wouldn’t be able to turn everything back on until the following day, so we were pretty much stuck living in darkness until then. My roommate, who was a freak about technology, was lost … Continue reading Good Bad Days
When I was an even younger Little Miss Nobody, I was given a unique homework assignment that would stick with me forever. Why? Because it continues to irk me to this day! I’ll explain… Once upon a time my entire grade school class was asked to create a step-by-step list of instructions of some kind of activity. I chose to write out a list of … Continue reading Who’da Thunk It?
I was recently going through a box of old papers, trying to find something top secret that I might tell you about one day in a galaxy far, far way… Anyways, while digging around I found a letter written by me to my future self. I think I vaguely remember writing it but, who knows, I could just be making up the memory to appease … Continue reading Letter to Myself